Quick, get Jack Bauer on the case!
Why would having it be in a vest be useful, so it’s concealed until you’re really close? Like, it’s a fucking nuke, it’s not like you need to get in particularly close for it to have the intended effect.
Like, he’s just mashing the image of a suicide bomber in with the fear of nukes to strike as many “panic! danger! scary!” notes as possible.
A tactical nuke within a nuclear bunker could be useful if you wanted to target people important enough to be in that bunker? Perhaps he had the thought of doing such…
so would any explosive device, or chemical agent, or two smaller assassins in a trench coat. If they do go the nuke vest route, I hope they put a bunch of light graphics on it to be really edge lord and scary with it
I think it has to be a relatively large capsule or spheroid to have any yield. The form factor makes very little sense. A davey crocket is kinda the smallest?
you cant make a nuke that small
backpack? yes. vest? probably not.
Every nuke can be considered a suicide bomb. Ffs get this guy out of any kind of position making decisions.
Maybe I lack imagination since I would never came to an idea of nuclear vest
They’re just fucking shit
He should make one and demonstrate how it would work.
Why does anyone care what the VP thinks? His job requires him to be hosting a book club or at a state funeral or something.
It is fun to mock dumb people like him
But we won the war and obliterated their military and nuclear programs.
Oh we’re back from the wilderness scratching at the door to be let back in are we JD?
Fun fact: the smallest nuclear bomb was (is?) small enough to carry in a backpack.
Another fun fact: The United States had nuclear suicide teams
interesting
And Lee Child wrote a Jack Reacher book about it.
I heard they’re developing a new Shahed bomb that can blow up a church and rebuild it into a mosque.
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JD Vance could stop fucking couches, but that ain’t happening either.










