Inedible as in anything that isn’t food (ranging from something that would be dangerous, like glass, poisonous plants, or uranium, to something that is safe to eat but unpleasant with no nutritional value, like cardboard.) Eating the thing will be safe and painless.
The greed in everyones hearts
Candles. They smell great — I wonder how they’d taste if they were edible.
That depends. If I eat “prosperity” with the goal of becoming prosperous, will I become prosperous? Or will I just digest it & poop it out?
Human selfishness.
A nickel
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One of the non-cakes on Is It Cake. I will claim victory by any means necessary!
I eat a nickel
Marbles.
Unless I only get one, in which case: a giant marble.
Plasma directly from the sun
A thin drinking glass. I have a weird urge to bite down on one any time I am using one. Idk why I have the urge, it’s weird.
Cause you should be able to eat them like the old Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory when he ate the flower cup!
A Billionaire maybe
Im not sure that’d count, as while there are social and legal repercussions and a higher risk of a few diseases, human meat, billionaire or not, isnt inheritly toxic or such, and does contain nutritional value.
Just the spine, then? Not even the marrow, just the bones themselves
An inedible part of a billionaire like Kim Kardashian’s silicone butt cheeks ^___^
Fascists.
C batteries. Had a dream once about eating em. They were chewy and had a nice tang.
Sunlight: I’m gonna save so much money photosynthesizing instead of eating.
I was thinking Debt; just, somehow, eat it. But your idea could grow on me.
Damn, I think debt might be better
By eating it, would that mean it’s just instantly paid off or do the lenders just lose any record of you taking a loan? The answer would either mean an infinite money glitch or very confused accountants and getting blacklisted by banks
Plot twist: you have to live in Greenland from October to April and on Antarctica the rest of the time.
