A key that that is too worn down to open a lock is a shitty key.
I am so sick and tired of saying this: it returns back to its normal size after intercourse!
Clearly that’s why you need someone into oral. They’ll suck all the blood back into your penis to reinflate it. In fact, I’m going to start using that pickup line on all the guys. I bet my numbers start jumping!
There is no greater blessing under heaven than receiving enthusiastic oral
Clearly that’s why you need someone into oral.
Yeah, porn actors are living proof of that theory…
its gonna turn into a competition of who has the most shriveled penis
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Is this a Christian chastity trick ?
I’ve been married for many, many years, (the same woman too). And I can testify that there is a certain truth here.
Haven’t noticed shrinkage but the wear and tear definitely is there.
Sounds legit man.
Now let’s change topics, hornyposting is overused.
Level up your oral skills.
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I’m a virgin with a small dick. Sometimes it’s big but not very often. Maybe it’s stress or anxiety idk.
Maybe it’s stress or anxiety idk.
Could just be that we’re in for six more weeks of winter.
The one on the right looks bigger though, it’s just zoomed out.
Guess I fucked thousands and thousands of women in my sleep.
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