Problem with this is the kind of guy this is intended to diss would totally endorse logic that says virgins have bigger dicks
A key that that is too worn down to open a lock is a shitty key.
Clearly that’s why you need someone into oral. They’ll suck all the blood back into your penis to reinflate it. In fact, I’m going to start using that pickup line on all the guys. I bet my numbers start jumping!
Hey! Your username is “Imadethis” what do you make?
There is no greater blessing under heaven than receiving enthusiastic oral
Clearly that’s why you need someone into oral.
I am so sick and tired of saying this: it returns back to its normal size after intercourse!
its gonna turn into a competition of who has the most shriveled penis
Username checks out
Yeah, porn actors are living proof of that theory…
I’ve been married for many, many years, (the same woman too). And I can testify that there is a certain truth here.
Is this a Christian chastity trick ?
It’s an uno reverse on a common incel/misogynistic myth about Vaginas.
Haven’t noticed shrinkage but the wear and tear definitely is there.
I’m a virgin with a small dick. Sometimes it’s big but not very often. Maybe it’s stress or anxiety idk.
Maybe it’s stress or anxiety idk.
Could just be that we’re in for six more weeks of winter.
Level up your oral skills.
Guess I fucked thousands and thousands of women in my sleep.
The one on the right looks bigger though, it’s just zoomed out.
Sounds legit man.
Now let’s change topics, hornyposting is overused.
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