This has some 4chan green text food horror story vibes.
I’ve got some on the tree out front. Should I just go raw dawg em?
I genuinely wish I liked olives. I loved them so much as a kid I can actually remember the moment my taste buds began rejecting them. Was a mega bummer. Still like the oil tho, drink it often
You drink olive oil?
rats, I am seeing this after I made a PB&J when I could have had 30 or 40 olives instead :(
Is olives the new beans?
Replace with baby dill pickles/gherkins :3
Missing out on all the calories!
this sounds like an advertisement from ants in my eyes johnson
4:38 am: There is another…
Good to know which users are funded by big olive.
Yo shut the FUCK up. Just eat da olive.
I am indeed off work late tonight and a super early morning tomorrow morning, and I am indeed very hungry and have zero energy to cook. I also have a large jar of olives that haven’t been opened yet. Hmm. This seems like a great idea. Thanks OP!
Please report back on your lack of regret.
not op. I regret nothing!
The worst part about growing up, is that eventually olives no longer fit on your fingers 😔
Behold! The olive spork…
The devil spoon!
Yeah, why’d they make the drainage slots so pareidolia?
Waaa! Where do I find one?
What a must have!
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Tip the spoon? Have you never applied suction to ingest food?
n… yes?
You’ve heard of jumbo olives though right?
15-20 jumbo sized olives = 30-40 regular size olives. Adjust your intake accordingly.
no
What is this black magic you speak of
Imagine a normal olive, but big.
Imagining my dick
Imagining my dick, but big
Check pants.I’ve conducted some research into this subject and came to the conclusion that it is a hoax.
No regrets? Unless you find the jar at the back of the fridge and it was opened six months ago.
Nothing truly expires, if you are brave enough.
And?
Spending the night on the porcelain throne with terrible stomach pain, ejecting horrifying fluids.
And?
Aw shit, I ate 50 olives.
Best of luck. Hope you have one of these.
Do olives make you poo? Ive eaten a lot of them before and not noticed issues
Most foods make you poo, I think
Got me lol
Of course, how else would I rinse my olives?
If you ate 50 of those kind of olives, you’ll definitely want an STI check, maybe a lawyer too.
You have exceeded the required quantity of olives. Now you will regret.
You poo’er levels are now over 9000!
There is only 1 food in this world that i cannot stand…
surströmming?
Surströmming is not a food, it’s a controlled substance under Schedule 1 of the Chemical Weapons Convention.
Id actually rather that
Balut?
Id actually rather that
Haggish?
Id actually rather that
Surströmming?
Haggish
That’s either the knockoff version of haggis (because it’s hagg-ish) or Sean Connery saying it.
Maybe it’s haggis with weed?
Can’t stand black olives. Green olives are pretty good tho. The garlic stuffed ones slap
Every once in a while I read a comment that is exactly something I have said and today this is it. Everyone I know loves flavorless little black olives and I just love green (especially garlic stuffed) olives.
There is a couple but olives are certainly way up there!
But what if you ate 30 to 40 of them? Might change your mind…
Eewww id rather eat an olive
