He should cosplay Hitler in the bunker.
Nah, he’s got the talent to become a full blown method actor.
How is he even allowed to have a show when he owes that much money?
Oh look, he’s not dogwhistling anymore, he’s straight up saying “Here Nazis”.
Tbf it was a popular style at the invention of the gas mask (because any more could fuck up the seal and leak through), with WWIII possibly around the corner, the Charlie might make a comeback.
Meh, I don’t think a mustache is going to help with a drone swarm…
Alex Jones is more like Julius Streicher who also sported a pathetic moustache to ingratiate himself with Hitler. Streicher was virulently antisemitic and spouted all kinds of bug eye conspiracies but even other Nazis thought he was little more than an annoying clown.
the only person i’ve ever seen actually look good with that 'stache is charlie chaplin. the only acceptable use of the toothbrush mustache is in a silent comedy film with a wacky guy sporting a tophat and cane.
The only other person is Hardy from the Laurel and Hardy duo. If he didn’t have his stash, he would look like a giant baby.
It didn’t look terrible on Michael Jordan with the matching soul patch. It didn’t look good but it wasn’t terrible.
Hitler hated being compared to chaplain too. It was verboetan after they took power.
The Great Dictator is an outstanding film btw
Charlie Chaplin + Hans Zimmer = Chills Every Time
Yeah, great speech and great ending to a film, but I recommend that everyone watch the entire movie.
Not only is it a great satire (that was made in 1939-40), it’s fucking hysterical.
Agreed. That’s exactly the clip that got me to watch the whole movie.
Hitler was confirmed to have watched Chaplin’s film The Great Dictator. , but he did not comment on it. Chaplin said that he would give anything to know what he thought of it.
Same with Turd, he hates being compared to cheetos.
“Stop it. Get some help.”
-another guy who sported the 'stache
He’s dead.
He was talking about Michael Jordan I think lol
He means himself. Everybody has a past and gets infinite tries at redemption.
Basically this: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zvgZtdmyKlI
Alex Jones: “Nazis? That’s just wrong terminology that the left uses to accuse everyone they don’t like of being a nazi! Because they’re the haters!”
Grows Hitler mustache.
Alex Hitler: “It’s a (nationalist) social experiment! If you call me a nazi, then you’re the real nazi!”
For fuck’s sake. Why do I still meet people that think they could possibly not be nazis? You’re not sure? Really?
They’re not time travelers from 1940. They’re modern nazis, and this is what they do. He’s just another nazi propagandist like limbaugh and kirk, except he’s got a fucking HITLER mustache!!!
I imagine it has the same effect as when animals use wild colours to deter predators. Except it’s the reverse and instead an easy sign he’s a predator.
EVERYBODY LOOK AT MEEEEEEEEE!
And, sadly, here we are… looking…
Not me. I’m here for other reasons.
Ok I’m shit too.
Don’t feed the trolls.
He’s just trolling, he needs to sustain attention which translates to income, now that it’s waning and he looks like a loser. What else is he supposed to do – get an HVAC license? Work at an Apple store? His options are limited.
well he could have worn a clown nose, put a shoe on his head or embrace nudism, but he chose the nazi option. i think that says enough about him
Lol, HVAC license… You might as well ask my dog to become a rocket scientist.
and… all the hvac techs I know work. they fuckin work their asses off. often in sweltering attics or cramped industrial spaces. jones wouldn’t last a damned moment.
Gotta point out nazis when you see them, and that’s all this is. Alex Jones is a nazi, in a nazi party, as a nazi propagandist, with a hitler mustache to show his nazi allegiance.
All these guys went to Epstein island, right? Or were they too poor? Bottom tier suckups?
I guarantee you Alex Jones did not go to Epstein island. That was for presidents and billionaires. They would have laughed at him and told him to get back to his trailer park and get some craigslist hookers or something.
and richard dawkins
100% this.
It’s such a well established business model now.
Stimulate outrage amongst sane normal people. Free publicity. Engage with assholes who will buy your snake oil.
Fuck I thought he was trying to bring back the silent film
Fuck I thought he was trying to bring back the silent film
He should work on the “silent” part first.
Used Mercedes dealership
Selling Thundercougarfalconbirds
Wait am I not supposed to want to sell Thundercougarfalcon birds? I mean there is so much eagle those. And malfunctioning Eddie seems like a cool boss.
Or maybe my life is going worse then I thought…
No cat food for Bictor tonight!
No, that’s the Beta Romeo. Not as much eagle in the Thundercougarfalconbird.
Office furniture and vacuum repair
Well, that and he actually has been an obvious ‘crypto’ nazi this whole time
I’d like to see him draining septic tanks. With a teaspoon. While wearing that stupid little mustache.
‘It had a wild effect on women’
They used to be disgusted by me when I talked to them, but now they are disgusted by me the moment they see me.
Tbh there are some absolutely derangenged people out there so I don’t doubt this making some women go nuts.
