A New Jersey woman who was found bound with zip ties in the woods and marked with a derogatory phrase referencing President Donald Trump is now accused of staging the attack.
Natalie Greene, 26, is charged with conspiracy to convey false statements and hoaxes and making false statements to federal law enforcement.
According to court documents, Greene and a co-conspirator called 911 late July 23 and claimed that three men had attacked them on a trail at the Egg Harbor Township Nature Reserve. The co-conspirator told dispatchers the men referenced Greene by name and mentioned her job in politics. According to reports, Greene previously worked for a Republican congressman.
That was very Smollett-minded of her.
Why is it always the right entangling themselves in crime?
Really stupid. She could have just said a slur on tik tok and been a millionaire from donations by now.
Me: I wonder how they know it was staged
But investigators later concluded Greene had staged the attack, alleging she paid a body modification artist earlier to make it look like she was injured. Officers also found zip ties in Greene’s vehicle similar to those used on her, and the co-conspirator’s phone had been used two days earlier to search “zip ties near me."
Lol
Did… did this idiot think they weren’t going to go to the hospital with her and then when the ER doc tried to clean the wound it… wiped away…that the police were going to just think the 3 guys where just wanting to have a dress up tea party or something.
A body mod artist does literally wound you, it’s not paint. It’s plugs cut out, sub dermals inserted, or just ears pierced if you’re vanilla, that’s the sort of thing they do.
ER staff smells that BS in seconds of opening her mouth.
did this idiot think
Lemme stop you right there.
Lol fair enough
I wasn’t aware zip ties were that hard to find for some people
I guess when you order everything online your whole life, you may never develop a sense of what stores and what departments items are usually sold in. 🤔
Geeez, have some respect for yourself and throw yourself down a hill and get some real cuts/bruises. Its like they made no effort to cover any tracks.
They really like to manufacture unreality and sell it as true.
This one is super weird though. Why in the world would anyone hog tie someone like that and then write shit about trump on her? I’m guessing she’s another alcoholic for trump. Regardless, she’s in for a ride:
Each count carries a maximum penalty of five years in prison and a $250,000 fine.
And a pardon from Trump.
Why in the world would anyone hog tie someone like that and then write shit about trump on her?
Many MAGAts that face social consequences for their MAGAtism cry victim and and then circled with attention and monetary support by other MAGAts. Since they aren’t actually victims and they want the attention, they manufacture the victim status.
Sadly this isn’t confined to MAGAts. Actor Jussie Smollett did the same thing attempting to manufacture victimhood of a hate crime. What really angers me about Smollett is that there are real victims of race based hate crimes and his antics cast doubt on those other real victim’s situations.
It’s not as weird once you realize that they need everyone to be as crazy and stupid as they are. They can’t stand a world where that’s not true.
They want to start a civil war.
So go shoot somebody on the “other side”. Tying yourself up in the woods makes no sense.
They do that too. But in this case they don’t have to do the icky parts, they just get someone else to do it.
She’s white, she’ll get probation at most
Presidential pardon incoming.
Edit: This was federal charges being brought, 2 counts. See comment below for further details on the absolute insanity of these shenanigans.
Doesn’t apply to state. The governor would need to do that, and neither the current nor the next is going to be interested in that.
I figured if the DOJ was investigating it was federal.
Yup you are right, in another article (much earlier) they mentioned charges by the state, but this one calls out the DOJ specifically.
The other article was crap, apparently.
Not only did she call 911, she reached out to and told the FBI she had been receiving threatening messages. As it turns out, the messages they did find were with a scarification artist (I didnt know that was a thing) in PA, along with a copy of the receipt for about $500 in work she had done just prior to the “event”. Along with a reddit account where she followed scarification and body mod subreddits. The scarification artist performed the work based on a design she provided.
So the charges came through the US AG for NJ, not the NJ AG per the other shitty article.
The original investigation was by township, county, and state officials, and I guess with her claims that brought on FBI involvement as well.
mental illness
That’s an odd way of spelling “Trump supporter”
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jussie_Smollett_hate_crime_hoax
this behaviour isn’t exclusive to one political group
Yea we know, but it’s way way more prevalent on the magats side of the isle. This isn’t a both sides thing at all
NOT familiar at all! Nuh-uh!

What’s this?
A racist trying to make it look like he was the victim of a hate crime. That’s a Mississippi state flag in front of him, Confederate version.
This is the shit children do. Like LITTLE kids, like under 10 when they try to “trick” you. I remember doing something like this when I was maybe 7. I pretended to be crushed by a pile of fallen (empty cardboard) boxes. My mom walked by and just ignored me.
Imagine being A FULLY GROWN MAN. Yikes
As if that’s what someone would write when spray painting a Nazis home. 🙄
Last living confederate veteran.
After Jussie Smollett, can’t imagine why anyone thinks doing something like this is a good idea.
Ah the old Ashley Todd game. Same ending. Fucktards…
I hope a critter peed on her
Edit: anyone who can’t guess where to buy zip ties is a moron
Jesus, I had to go into the article to figure out what you were talking about and it’s so pathetic.
But investigators later concluded Greene had staged the attack, alleging she paid a body modification artist earlier to make it look like she was injured. Officers also found zip ties in Greene’s vehicle similar to those used on her, and the co-conspirator’s phone had been used two days earlier to search “zip ties near me."
“zip ties near me”, amazing, perfectly fitting for our era of unreality
It was so weird that it jumped out at me lol
“I’M A VICTIM!!”
I mean she is, but she’s struggling to understand that the people she supports are the ones victimizing her. That’s why all these people have to make shit up.
This is worse than the Bowling Green Massacre!
Anybody want to take bets on what skin color these alleged kidnappers would have? Or is that too obvious?
Obviously they were Muslim gay black trans Mexicans!
Very kinky.











